diff --git a/canbus/HANDOFF.md b/canbus/HANDOFF.md
index eb692ff..c65a83a 100644
--- a/canbus/HANDOFF.md
+++ b/canbus/HANDOFF.md
@@ -154,6 +154,40 @@ The DSI fault is already decoded and wired in (see below) — no capture needed.
 - One transceiver = one bus-end terminator. Never add a terminated node in the
   middle of the bus (would make three terminators).
 
+## Presence & departure failsafes (2026-06-12)
+
+Occupancy truth = the **water heater switch** (always on while camping, off on
+departure). Architecture: GPS persons/zones live on home HA; the Pi computes
+occupancy + (pending) WiFi presence and bridges them home; failsafes run on
+home HA against the bridged controls; all alerts go through the Pi's Octavia
+webhook via the MQTT relay topic `campsite/octavia/say`.
+
+- `canbus/ha/campsite_presence.yaml` (Pi package): `binary_sensor.rv_occupied`
+  (heater on), `binary_sensor.phones_on_campsite_wifi` (unavailable until the
+  MikroTik step below), MQTT bridging for both, a local notify-only dead-man
+  (heater on + no phones on WiFi 3 h → Octavia), and **disabled pre-staged lot-
+  light automations** for the future shed Shelly (`switch.lot_lights`
+  placeholder — fix the entity id, remove `initial_state: false`, and reload
+  when the relay is installed; on-at-sunset is occupancy-gated, off-at-sunrise
+  unconditional).
+- Home HA (UI-managed, via API): `automation.campsite_departure_failsafe_quick`
+  (both out of zone 25 min + RV occupied → gazebo fans/lights + interior lights
+  off, Octavia + push, only pings if something was actually on) and
+  `automation.campsite_water_heater_failsafe_2h` (2 h + heater on → heater off
+  with 60 s bridge round-trip confirmation; distinct failure message if
+  unconfirmed). Both fired and verified live 2026-06-12 (fans physically cycled,
+  states restored after).
+- `zone.our_campsite` radius enlarged 50→150 m (GPS wobble safety).
+- **PENDING — MikroTik WiFi presence:** needs Chateau admin once: enable
+  `/ip service api address=192.168.69.10`, add read-only `homeassistant` user,
+  then add the `mikrotik` integration on the Pi (hub 192.168.69.1) and rename
+  the phone trackers to `device_tracker.wes_phone_wifi` /
+  `device_tracker.lindsey_iphone_wifi`. Everything downstream lights up by
+  itself (sensor availability flips on).
+- **Phone GPS checklist (manual, Wes's phone):** companion app background
+  location unrestricted, high-accuracy on, battery optimization off — his
+  tracker was >1 h stale at survey time; Lindsey's iPhone reports fine.
+
 ## DSI fault — DECODED (2026-06-12)
 
 Forced a real lockout and captured it (`captures/dsi-fault-*.log`). Already wired
diff --git a/canbus/ha/campsite_presence.yaml b/canbus/ha/campsite_presence.yaml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a30050d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/canbus/ha/campsite_presence.yaml
@@ -0,0 +1,201 @@
+# Campsite presence / occupancy package.
+#
+# Occupancy truth: the gas water heater — always on while camping, always
+# turned off when leaving (propane). WiFi presence (MikroTik Chateau
+# device_trackers) is the second, internet-independent signal; until that
+# integration is set up the wifi sensor reads `unavailable` and everything
+# downstream treats it as "no veto" (failsafes key on GPS, dead-man stays
+# quiet).
+#
+# Deploy to Pi: /config/packages/campsite_presence.yaml
+# Repo copy:    canbus/ha/campsite_presence.yaml
+#
+# ⚠️ FIRST DEPLOY: `template:` may be a new domain on this instance — full
+# core restart, then confirm the sensors exist (see dsi_fault_alert.yaml for
+# the reload_all trap).
+
+template:
+  - binary_sensor:
+      - name: "RV Occupied"
+        unique_id: campsite_rv_occupied
+        device_class: occupancy
+        icon: mdi:campfire
+        # unavailable/unknown heater (node down) -> sensor unavailable, not a
+        # false "left": availability gates it.
+        availability: >-
+          {{ states('switch.onecontrol_can_water_heater')
+             not in ['unavailable', 'unknown'] }}
+        state: "{{ is_state('switch.onecontrol_can_water_heater', 'on') }}"
+
+      - name: "Phones On Campsite WiFi"
+        unique_id: campsite_phones_on_wifi
+        device_class: presence
+        icon: mdi:wifi-marker
+        # MikroTik trackers (renamed to these ids after the integration is
+        # added). While they don't exist the sensor is unavailable — that is
+        # load-bearing: the dead-man automation below triggers on a sustained
+        # 'off', which unavailable never satisfies.
+        availability: >-
+          {{ states('device_tracker.wes_phone_wifi')
+             not in ['unavailable', 'unknown']
+             or states('device_tracker.lindsey_iphone_wifi')
+             not in ['unavailable', 'unknown'] }}
+        state: >-
+          {{ is_state('device_tracker.wes_phone_wifi', 'home')
+             or is_state('device_tracker.lindsey_iphone_wifi', 'home') }}
+
+automation:
+  # --- Bridge both presence sensors home (discovery + state) -------------
+  - id: campsite_presence_mqtt_discovery
+    alias: "Presence: Publish MQTT Discovery"
+    triggers:
+      - trigger: homeassistant
+        event: start
+      - trigger: event
+        event_type: automation_reloaded
+      - trigger: time_pattern
+        hours: "/6"
+    actions:
+      - delay: "00:00:07"
+      - action: mqtt.publish
+        data:
+          topic: "homeassistant/binary_sensor/campsite/rv_occupied/config"
+          retain: true
+          payload: >-
+            {"name": "RV Occupied",
+             "unique_id": "campsite_rv_occupied",
+             "state_topic": "campsite/binary_sensor/rv_occupied/state",
+             "payload_on": "ON", "payload_off": "OFF",
+             "device_class": "occupancy",
+             "availability_topic": "campsite/onecontrol/availability",
+             "device": {"identifiers": ["campsite_onecontrol"]}}
+      - action: mqtt.publish
+        data:
+          topic: "homeassistant/binary_sensor/campsite/phones_on_campsite_wifi/config"
+          retain: true
+          payload: >-
+            {"name": "Phones On Campsite WiFi",
+             "unique_id": "campsite_phones_on_wifi",
+             "state_topic": "campsite/binary_sensor/phones_on_campsite_wifi/state",
+             "payload_on": "ON", "payload_off": "OFF",
+             "payload_available": "online", "payload_not_available": "offline",
+             "availability_topic": "campsite/presence/wifi_availability",
+             "device_class": "presence",
+             "device": {"identifiers": ["campsite_onecontrol"]}}
+      - delay: "00:00:02"
+      - action: mqtt.publish
+        data:
+          topic: "campsite/binary_sensor/rv_occupied/state"
+          retain: true
+          payload: "{{ 'ON' if is_state('binary_sensor.rv_occupied', 'on') else 'OFF' }}"
+      - action: mqtt.publish
+        data:
+          topic: "campsite/presence/wifi_availability"
+          retain: true
+          payload: >-
+            {{ 'offline' if states('binary_sensor.phones_on_campsite_wifi')
+               in ['unavailable', 'unknown'] else 'online' }}
+      - action: mqtt.publish
+        data:
+          topic: "campsite/binary_sensor/phones_on_campsite_wifi/state"
+          retain: true
+          payload: "{{ 'ON' if is_state('binary_sensor.phones_on_campsite_wifi', 'on') else 'OFF' }}"
+
+  - id: campsite_presence_forward_states
+    alias: "Presence: Forward States"
+    triggers:
+      - trigger: state
+        entity_id:
+          - binary_sensor.rv_occupied
+          - binary_sensor.phones_on_campsite_wifi
+    actions:
+      - action: mqtt.publish
+        data:
+          topic: "campsite/binary_sensor/{{ trigger.to_state.object_id }}/state"
+          retain: true
+          payload: "{{ 'ON' if trigger.to_state.state == 'on' else 'OFF' }}"
+      - if:
+          - condition: template
+            value_template: "{{ trigger.to_state.object_id == 'phones_on_campsite_wifi' }}"
+        then:
+          - action: mqtt.publish
+            data:
+              topic: "campsite/presence/wifi_availability"
+              retain: true
+              payload: >-
+                {{ 'offline' if trigger.to_state.state
+                   in ['unavailable', 'unknown'] else 'online' }}
+
+  # --- Local dead-man notify (works with the WG tunnel down) -------------
+  # Heater on but neither phone seen on campsite WiFi for 3 h. Notify-only:
+  # WiFi absence alone is not proof of departure (pool afternoon, dead
+  # battery), so the auto-off lives home-side where GPS can confirm.
+  - id: campsite_deadman_heater_notify
+    alias: "Presence: Dead-man heater notify (local)"
+    triggers:
+      - trigger: state
+        entity_id: binary_sensor.phones_on_campsite_wifi
+        to: "off"
+        for: "03:00:00"
+    conditions:
+      - condition: state
+        entity_id: binary_sensor.rv_occupied
+        state: "on"
+    actions:
+      - action: rest_command.discord_server_alerts
+        data:
+          message: >-
+            <@321798967669030912> 🤨 The water heater has been on for 3+ hours
+            with neither of your phones on the campsite WiFi. If you actually
+            left, you forgot the shutdown ritual again — kill the heater from
+            the dashboard. If you're at the pool, carry on.
+    mode: single
+
+  # --- Lot lights (Shelly) — PRE-STAGED, DISABLED until the relay exists --
+  # Enable + fix the entity id once the Shelly is installed in the shed
+  # outlet box. Mirrors the camper exterior-lights sunset/sunrise pattern
+  # (retry because nothing should be trusted fire-and-forget), gated on
+  # occupancy so the lot doesn't light up for an empty site.
+  - id: campsite_lot_lights_sunset
+    alias: "Lot lights on at sunset (occupied only)"
+    initial_state: false
+    triggers:
+      - trigger: sun
+        event: sunset
+        offset: 0
+    conditions:
+      - condition: state
+        entity_id: binary_sensor.rv_occupied
+        state: "on"
+    actions:
+      - repeat:
+          sequence:
+            - action: switch.turn_on
+              target:
+                entity_id: switch.lot_lights
+            - delay: "00:00:05"
+          until:
+            - condition: template
+              value_template: >-
+                {{ is_state('switch.lot_lights', 'on') or repeat.index >= 3 }}
+    mode: single
+
+  - id: campsite_lot_lights_sunrise
+    alias: "Lot lights off at sunrise"
+    initial_state: false
+    triggers:
+      - trigger: sun
+        event: sunrise
+        offset: 0
+    actions:
+      - repeat:
+          sequence:
+            - action: switch.turn_off
+              target:
+                entity_id: switch.lot_lights
+            - delay: "00:00:05"
+          until:
+            - condition: template
+              value_template: >-
+                {{ is_state('switch.lot_lights', 'off') or repeat.index >= 3 }}
+    mode: single
diff --git a/canbus/ha/dsi_fault_alert.yaml b/canbus/ha/dsi_fault_alert.yaml
index ab574bd..a568181 100644
--- a/canbus/ha/dsi_fault_alert.yaml
+++ b/canbus/ha/dsi_fault_alert.yaml
@@ -28,6 +28,25 @@ rest_command:
        "allowed_mentions": {"users": ["321798967669030912"]}}
 
 automation:
+  # --- Octavia relay: anything on the broker can speak through the one
+  # verified webhook path. Home HA's failsafe automations publish here
+  # (campsite/octavia/say, payload = the message) since home has no
+  # file/packages access for its own rest_command. ---
+  - id: campsite_octavia_relay
+    alias: "Octavia: MQTT relay"
+    triggers:
+      - trigger: mqtt
+        topic: "campsite/octavia/say"
+    conditions:
+      - condition: template
+        value_template: "{{ trigger.payload | length > 0 and trigger.payload | length < 1900 }}"
+    actions:
+      - action: rest_command.discord_server_alerts
+        data:
+          message: "{{ trigger.payload }}"
+    mode: queued
+    max: 5
+
   - id: camper_dsi_fault_discord
     alias: "Camper: DSI fault → Discord"
     description: >-